Anyone who’s ever house-hunted, read a property’s particulars or viewed a house or flat escorted by an estate agent will know about the amusing yet infuriating phenomenon of estate agent speak. But for the uninitiated, let me explain: estate agent speak is the ancient art of exaggerating a house’s features or stretching the truth to fool us into thinking that a dilapidated, run-down old house is actually a fantastic property that we should snap up right away. Of course, we understand that anyone who’s ever sold anything will talk up their item to increase the chances of a sale, but estate agent speak can sometimes be verging on the ridiculous! Take a look at some of our favourite terms used by estate agents, and the handy adflyer translation provided…
- ‘In need of some modernisation’ = the décor wouldn’t look out of place in a period drama!
- ‘Period property’ = at least ten years old.
- ‘Bijou’ = minuscule.
- ‘Studio’ = glorified broom cupboard.
- ‘Would suit a DIY enthusiast’ = have the scaffolding at the ready!
- ‘Deceptively spacious’ = looks bigger if you squint a bit.
- ‘Fully enclosed private garden’ = square of grass with fence around it.
- ‘Internal inspection recommended’ = keep your eyes closed until you get inside.
- ‘Ideal for busy professionals’ = the less time you spend here the better!
Well, we hope that’s helped to decode the mysterious language that is estate agent speak! But, if you’re fed up of having to translate every single sentence of a property listing, then the adflyer property section can help. You’ll find an incredibly wide range of property for sale including houses, flats, overseas property and land with simple listings that are easy to understand. Plus, our handy ‘contact the seller’ button means that you can find out exactly what you want to know without the headache-inducing jargon!
If you have any tales of ridiculous estate agent speak, leave us a comment and let us know!


